Look, I am no respecter of persons. I don’t know why I’m this way. I just am. Consider yourself on notice: your title will not stop me from cracking down on you.
Head of online learning for institute? Yep. I’ll call you out in private and public for being an unhelpful jerk and put you on comment approval.
Podcaster for BYU? Yessir, I surely will remove you from our seminary teacher FB group for quoting Trump’s “grab em by the …” remark.
Head of scripture research (whatever that is)? Yeah, I will remove you for feeding trolls on political posts.
Seminary teacher? Yep, I’ll call you out for insulting someone’s testimony because they have legitimate, logical questions about manuals based on issues that I personally heard your colleague confirm.
Regular member? Yep, I’ll remove you if you call another member disgusting and say you can’t imagine what he’s teaching his students. I absolutely will ban you for political posts. I’ll call you out when you slander church members without basis.
And no matter who you are, I’ll remove the unrelated video of your missionary and his ukelele.
I AM IN AN HIGH DUDGEON DO NOT CROSS ME. SEND CHOCOLATE. Omg I’m so tired of people.